Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 01, 2020

Worse, you hang around royalty – you might have the coronavirus

Should it be crownvirus, or even better, the beervirus?

Maybe it’s the Corona Virus that’s hit Id!

He blanched at the thought of kissing her.

Wasn’t “kissing bandit” the 19th century newspaper euphemism for rapist?

Measles? What about the Coronavirus?? :DYeah… they don’t look Chinese… what you don’t where they’ve been…

wait, the kissing bandit has standards?

he used to take their jewelry while distracting them with kisses. Now he just takes.

Done any cruises lately. You’ll clean up more than swag.

Does anybody know about the leadtimes of the daily strips? I wonder if the coronavirus was known when this one was drawn.

Bandits say “y’all” in Id?

So this was the career arc for that Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater guy.

If they are anti-vaxxers they don’t deserve kissing and they should not reproduce. Their actions are helping to spread disease and misery that was almost completely eliminated. It is more than measles that is making a resurgence because of them.

OK, I can see passing on the Wiz’s wife, but the princess is hot!

“Seeing how ugly you are, I pass” is what he WANTED to say…

Anyone else remember Morganna the Kissing Bandit? She used to run out onto the field at baseball games and other sporting events to kiss the players.

Not coronavirus?

at least it wasnt a me-too joke. i don’t think that would be well-received.