Tom Toles for January 09, 2020

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    sipsienwa Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And don’t forget the bills for all the golf trips and rallies.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 4 years ago

    Remember, one doesn’t have to live in Kentucky to vote to defeat Moscow “You Son-of-a-Mitch” McConnell. Any vote against any ( R ) senator will serve the purpose…

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Uh, Sam’s been thrown under the bus, and the turtle pushed.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    His golf trips are on the taxpayers tab!!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  over 4 years ago

    Mitch; good cop AND bad cop.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 4 years ago

    He has the Right-of-Way … {rhyme}

    Watch your step when Trump takes the wheel; -

    - the prez has the right-of-way.

    When The Donald drives past, just curtsy or kneel

    and praise him with “Yay!!” or “Hooray!!”

    for his being a stable genius, – ideal

    for saving America’s day.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    MOSCOW MITCH HAS TO GO!!! Help set this turtle on top of the fence-post where he can’t HELP DESTROY AMERICA ANY LONGER!!!!

    https://amymcgrath.com/

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    PraiseofFolly  over 4 years ago

    “Driving Us All Crazy”

    If our president’s job was REALLY driving a car,

    And he drove ‘bout the same as his governing skills are,

    He’d always be honking his horn and flicking his brights,

    And constantly engaging in nasty road rage fights.

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    His driving speed would oft be beyond the one posted.

    He’d turn without signals, his passing close calls boasted.

    He’d pass blind on hills, purposely aim for road kills.

    To imagine him driving a car gives one the chills.

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    And don’t get me started on his constantly tweeting!

    His fondness for using his phone this way needs scant repeating.

    To finger punch the phone keys, he’d drive with his knees,

    Not watching the road, ‘cross all lanes and shoulders he weaves.

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    Maybe it’s just as well and good he does NOT drive a car,

    That a golf cart is ‘bout all we’ve seen him drive so far.

    The toll would be staggering with the people he’d hit,

    Let alone all the traffic offenses he’d commit!

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    But really, is not his driving our country much worse?

    Especially since he drives it so fast in reverse?

    We might look forward with boundless relief to the day

    His dangers are such that we yank his license away!

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    superposition  over 4 years ago

    That We The People have allowed politicians to do their own vetting, and make their own rules, which explains why we get the government we deserve! People that are unfit for office need to be culled and we should never have political tyrants like McConnell in office. Since political parties have a tribal loyalty — that prevents them from policing themselves or prevents them from putting country above parry — we, who want to sustain our constitutional democratic republic, have to do it ourselves, town by town, city by city, state by state. We may differ with or neighbors on how to do things but we all agree that our dysfunctional government has been broken by partisanship and that the perpetrators are unwilling to reform themselves, so we must do it for them. Join one of the bipartisan groups that want to restore We The People’s power and return the role — by means of meaningful unambiguous written job requirements — of a representative to that of a competent, decent, civil, honorable, responsible, public servant.

    We expect electricians, plumbers, engineers, etc to be licensed and knowledgeable, so why should representatives be held to lower standards. Politicians instead of attracting competent altruists seem to attract the power-seekers who have turned an obligation to the public into an opportunity to improve things for the wealthy individuals and corporations. Only We The People can fix this as our politicians are not to be trusted to do the correct things as they repeatedly mock a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_federal_politicians_convicted_of_crimes

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    artjs9  over 4 years ago

    Moscow Mitch and Putin’s Bitch

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    brwydave Premium Member over 4 years ago

    While I normally love Tom’s cartoons, I have to take issue with the premise of the drawing. I doubt that Tiny could pass the written portion of the driver’s license test (it has way too many words in it) or that because he lived most of his adult life in Manhattan he even knows how to drive, let alone do it legally.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Republican criminal Moscow Mitch’s motto is, “All for us and none for you.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Murderous Trump should put some missiles on that car so he can clear the road ahead of himself.

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    KennethJ.Grider  over 4 years ago

    Spot on. It’s time for Ol’ Mitch to be put in a Nursing Home.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 4 years ago

    Liking, same as usual, and replying to Old Curmudgeon above, and liking same as usual (but not replying, because I was up too late) to PraiseOfFolly, and hoping Kip W. will come back some day, and here we go with a very silly piece of dog-eared doggerell:

    It’s really Vlad Putin controlling the wheel

    And Trump’s just a minor part of the deal

    The poodle, the puppet, the Siberian serf

    But we all know who’s REALLY in charge of the turf!

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    momochan  over 4 years ago

    Nobody draws the chinless supreme leader like Toles.

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