Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 15, 2020

Accidentally? I find that hard to believe.

I thought vampires can’t die!!!

I don’t notice Leopold rushing to the laundry room.

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Quick! Take out the pins!

Does Gary sweat blood? Is that a vampire thing?

Don’t fret it Gary, the dryer cycle will be done shortly.

Take two of these Tide Pods and call me in the morning.

he will bounce back

I hope the laundry has less stains than the table cloth!

Plus, you won’t die from static shock!

Repeat from 2018, but this time Gary sweats blood! Cool!

Cries blood, urinates with blood etc.

Leopold is so thoughtful!

I guess it’s a waste to say “poor Gary”….