Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 18, 2020

“No, don’t – we can work public urination into the spree.”

You’re SUPPOSED to go before we get dressed like this.

Oh great. Now I have the urge to Spree!

You knew that when you said crime wave it would put those thoughts in my head.

Apparently there was a burglar who liked to leave a little ‘calling card’ on his victim’s beds. He was surprised to learn that feces can be used to discover DNA evidence.

Remember: “Crime-bladder’s fine. Pee before spree.”

I think making a pit stop first would be a good thing to do regardless.

Evidence……better go now

Don’t forget to wash your hands afterwards.

Anyone who’s ever been a parent knows you should always take the opportunity to go before you go.

If.. there is the least bit of doubt.. go. Trust me

don’t want to leave finger prints when you lift the lid or flush. should have worn a diaper.

No spray in this spree.

You know what they say, Don’t do the spree if you can’t hold your pee.

best advice I ever heard is: Never miss an opportunity to use the bathroom!