The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 12, 2020

Figured that out just a little late. Just lost your acorns stash.

Squirrel scammer.

A royal Nigerian squirrel?

And humans should be just as skeptical.

It’s the Scamster Squirrel!

Not only that but the wi-fi is pretty lousy out there in the woods where he lives.

Kind of hard to eat cyberacorns.

The only money you can rely on is what you hold in your hand.

We put peanuts out for the squirrels where we used to live. One particular one (Squirrely Shirley) got most of them. One day we were throwing them to her one at a time and she took them a few yards away and buried each one in the lawn. A crow was walking behind her, following her to get the peanut. Each time she looked over at the crow, the crow turned it’s head away and gave its best “innocent” look. It was hysterical. Of course the crows got the peanuts, which is fine because apparently squirrels are incapable of remembering where they blurry things anyway.

No internet because they keep chewing through the cables.

When life turns up-seed down.

You got jipped, little one!

Squirrel in tree=middle class…Acorns=their taxes…Squirrel on ground=1%

It’s the cheeky ones who can pull this type of stuff off.