Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for February 02, 2020

Captures it perfectly!

How many times will we be reminded that Garoppolo played backup for Brady?

A lot of room for expletives in the first line of the right speech bubble.

This reminds me of the radio sports programs broadcast in Central Ohio. Unless something nefarious happens such as the blatantly bad review call in the OSU-Clemson game, every darn program has the same darn script with the same darn callers saying the same darn thing over and over again.

I gave up on radio sports programs decades ago. Also, when I watch a game on television, I barely listen to the announcers. They’re just part of the background crowd noise.

(No, I didn’t want to use “darn,” but this is a family-friendly comic strip.)

Jeezum crow!!!!! Not Joe Buck and Troy Aikman…. Anything but that!!!!!!

Let’s mute the tv and put on “Dark Side of the Moon.”

C’mon Joe. That’s not “Troy”. That’s “Hall of Famer, Troy Aikman”. Get it right.

The key to TV football happiness: First, mute the TV. Second, create your own audio from whatever source that pleases you. I listen to classical music. Football and Brahms, pure Heaven.

Since the sports channels broadcasting the Super Bowl here in my little patch of paradise, are all Spanish Language, I will be spared the drivel from Aikman & Buck.

Wait Mister President! Put down that sharpie.

Mute, then find Tony Romo somewhere, who tells you what happens before it happens. Whisperin’ Jimmy Nantz is tied up this week on golf with SIR Nick, so TR will have to go it alone.

Whatever outcome Joe Buck wants is the outcome I’m against. I suspect he’s a 49rs guy. #MakeJoeBuckCry

Great likenesses of Joe and Troy!