On 1/4/2020, GilPa told Chris when the opportunity arises, he should pounce. Schuring doesn’t have to carry the scoring load. 44.5% shooting percentage isn’t bad for high school. Chris and Alexa have one thing in common. They are both their worst critic.
I want to call a quick time out to announce my imminent departure to a land of warmer climes and spotty internet. I hope by the time I return in 3+ weeks, Chris and Alexa will have stopped their silly focus on academics and realize that all that really matters in life is their high school scoring average.
bitsy twill over 4 years ago
I watch a fair amount of basketball, but I’ve never heard “racks it”. Granted, I tend to mute the sound a lot to stop the constant blather.
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
It’s so fine, his 4 of 9!
cuttersjock over 4 years ago
P1: who gets credit for the “monk”? Milford or Madison?
P2: in my day, getting racked was a painful ordeal…Flagrant foul! And throw that beach ball back, Len!
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, Chris Schuring drains his lizard then gets a layup blocked by the ceiling.
P2, So, is he retrieving or racking that oversized ball?
P3, But the good news, Chris is you’re first up in the showers!
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
On 1/4/2020, GilPa told Chris when the opportunity arises, he should pounce. Schuring doesn’t have to carry the scoring load. 44.5% shooting percentage isn’t bad for high school. Chris and Alexa have one thing in common. They are both their worst critic.
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P 4: “…and I’ll have an Italian beef sandwich with small fries…”
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
This storyline is about as fast moving and exciting as watching a valedictorian contest in real time.
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
On to the girl’s. Maybe they will be less boring.
James St. John Smythe over 4 years ago
It’s time to refer to the very first archived strip once again.
bitsy twill over 4 years ago
I want to call a quick time out to announce my imminent departure to a land of warmer climes and spotty internet. I hope by the time I return in 3+ weeks, Chris and Alexa will have stopped their silly focus on academics and realize that all that really matters in life is their high school scoring average.
Mopman over 4 years ago
P1 – Maybe if he wasn’t attempting a two-handed layup it would be harder to block.
P2 – That’s the worst dunk attempt ever! How do you entirely miss the rim?
P3 – What the heck? 4 of 9 isn’t bad even for the NBA. Maybe he expects his shooting percentage to match his test percentage, in the high 90’s.
And speaking of high, you’d have to be high to bypass the chance to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
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