Tom Toles for December 22, 2019

So desperate that they pin all there hopes on the resident’s supporters … supporters that will not be replaced in the next few generations.

Not shown is The One, the Dark Eminence Daddy Vladdy, who rules them both with those rubles…

NONseparation of Powers – {rhyme}

“Monkey see, then monkey do.”

Is this the way of Elephants too?

It certainly goes for the RepCong crew:

Goodbye to Autonomy. Adios. Adieu.

… Coda:

“Separation of Powers” // has seen its last hours

{which is not a good thing, in the Founders’ view}.

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We Pity the Trumpists – {a rhyme}

We pity the Trumpists, – the people who follow

the lure of the nonsense they unthinkingly swallow, …

… like foolish fish that get tricked by the baits

which dangle on fishhooks which seal their fates.

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We pity these folks who in Trumpism wallow.

Their chests are empty and parched and hollow

{paltry their hearts and their souls,

‘cause malaise has taken its tolls}.

Pitiful it is, – these people’s hope

in this Trump, in this unpresidential dope.

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No brains, no loyalty, no nothing! Mentally ill POS

“The Anti-Justice League”

Super Villains have descended from one evil mind:

Doctor Entropy, who sows chaos of increasing kind.

From a compacted dark warp he wiggled, with plottings galore,

He came to poor Earth through a super-string door.

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As contrary to Goodness these villains exist.

Captain Russia resides at the top of the list,

With his cyber shield and anti-truth by Internet spread,

His spammers and hackers renew Communist dread.

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His pal Red Lantern shines corrupting red light:

Its hue causes pundits to turn wrong into right.

He melds into several to spread tainted views,

And operates from a cave in the bowels of Fox News.

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Stupor Man is a villain of anti-truth sallies,

He spews super lies through Tweets and mad rallies

The truth is replaced with confusion transfusion;

His mighty mouth blasting reason with poison delusion.

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The Flush, working night and day to EPA wipe;

The Fringe, striving hard to right-wing views hype;

The Sulk in the Senate, Bratbart Man … and still more,

Doc Entropy sets minions forth to Lady Justice’s horror.

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Truth, Justice, and The American Way (sad to say)

Are fading gradually in his Evil Foray.

And the Divisibility Ray is his greatest invention —

To destroy world republics is his constant intention!

Trump really resembles a 1960’s villain.

He’ll Keep his Throne – {a pair of limericks}

This Trumpist reign we bemoan.

How weary of Trump we have grown:

He’s √ full of [baloney] balone,

and √ so corrupt to the bone

that he impeached himSelf{!!} via phone.

… Yet:

Yet his cult of fans won’t disown

their Mussolini clone.

We Lefties groan, -

- but his base has shown

that they’ll cause him to keep his throne.

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Somebody needs to put the tray on the high chair before he falls out.

Trump is the side kick, the real Dr. Evil is McConnell.

Available this season at popular prices!

I hope they have “Impeaches and Cream” for Christmas desert at mor-lago.

Is it me, or is 45* looking worse?

I don’t get it.

that’s not Donny’s preferred “throne.”

Regardless of what transpires, this group has already wreaked enough havoc that it will take generations to rectify. VOTE

I hope Tom’s having a nice vacation.