Mike Luckovich for December 10, 2019

What is it with this fake “president” and his scatological obsessions?

You only have to flush your toilet 10-15 times if you’re either…

a) FULL OF, uhm, POOP, or

b) flushing tons of incriminating evidence down the pipes.

And the two are not mutually exclusive … could be both.

Sorry, Donny, and the truth won’t hush either!

It’s not like this stuff is a symptom of psychosis or anything. Well, maybe just a little, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy bit. Ain’t like he’s yer Uncle Louie who likes to talk to the pigeons and just knows they talk back to him saying the wisest and funniest things, it’s that this doofus is the freakin’ resident. It’s getting more and more like he’s liable to have his own codes when DSM-6 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) comes out.

Russian/Republican’s can’t stand the truth, it shows what liars and thieves they are.

Folks, face it… HE’S NUTS!!

Trump IS the ‘dump’ America should flush.

Can you imagine the disgust and horror of going into your bathroom and finding an unflushed Trump in the toilet?

Trying flushing that tie first.

Nixon had his plumbers, who were the bad guys. The House of Reps today are our good-guy plumbers.

Funny, but have you seen ANY of his trolls on here claiming that he’s right about having to flush 10-15 times?? Or do they realize that THIS PILE OF “WHAT YOU FLUSH” is totally over the top, even for THAT FAT SENILE OLD LIAR???

I can imagine him ordering the EPA to issue a directive that all toilets must use 10 gallons per flush.

Where does he get this stuff?? Must only be his toilet because…….you know.

“Bill! Rudy! Somebody better fix it. I sure as hell can’t handle this!”

That’s a big turd for any toilet.

The problem is that Truth won’t flush in the House of Representatives, but probably will in the Senate…….

It exposes the Problem with solid gold toilets:

Gold is Soft and Malleable. Under the weight of Trump’s Blubber, it has deformed until the drain is only 1/3 as large as it used to be when New and it no longer Flushes the way it should.

I do think that this obsession (so called) is more about feeding his base than what he truly cares about. It’s another way to divide the trolls who hate stupid government intervention about the size of their toilet tank for pete-sake from the liberals who think saving water is both good and necessary, regardless of how the goal is met.

Every dictator needs a throne. The Weasel’s is reportedly made of gold and flushes. This is appropriate since he has lots to flush.