The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 01, 2020

And she’ll make sure it tastes terrible when you get it back, just as a reminder.

that’ll teach him to mouth off…

He probably picked it up from a saucy little French Fry. Oui?

If she’d take her ears off, she wouldn’t hear him!

Is that FELS Naptha soap? Burns…..

Reminds me of the Phillies’ old stadium, Shibe Park (about a century ago). A large billboard in the outfield declared “THE PHILLIES USE LIFEBUOY SOAP!” Below this, some wag painted in large letters, “AND THEY STILL STINK!!!” :D

And then wash his ears. He DID hear those words…

HAPPY NEW YEAR to Mr. Hilburn and all the fans of The Argyle Sweater!

Brought me back to my childhood days.

Spud McKenzie,the early years ;)

Hopefully she wasn’t using Lifebuoy soap. (A tip of the hat to “A Christmas Story”)

Now he can’t even talk the talk.

Fortunately they are replaceable.

Happy New Year everyone.

Nasty mouthed little spud!

And just wait until your weird Uncle Albert shows up for New Year’s Dinner and wants to play “Got your nose!”

Mom, look at him. Those aren’t teen pimples, those are eyes, and they will be growing soon to root out your problem.

Wipe that smile off your face!

I know there times my Mom wished my mouth could be detached.