Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 21, 2019

Poor Rudolph. Can’t even make an honest living.

just slip the cop a couple bucks and they can be on their way…

But occifer, I can’t seem to get my balance….

Rudolph just need some gløg.

Well, that and entering locked houses by way of the chimney.

Wait a minute, Santa lands on rooftops and doesn’t use roads. So how did they get pulled over?

you’re right ossifer,i can’t waalk that white line. but i think i can snort it…..

Sprinkle him with pixie dust and tie him on the back like a helium balloon.

How far is that in real distance?

I laughed, the cop laughed, I need bail money.

Poor Rudolph suffers from Rosacea.

WC Fields as Santa Claus would be an interesting take.

Deer straits..dire straits…something like that.

He’s been havin’ too much fun with those reindeer games.

Wait till the cop find out they were just at a stag party.

Better check the Blitzen too – His nose is white!

It’s not bad enough he has that birth defect, but now he is being harassed by “The Man”?