Clay Bennett for November 29, 2019

Is that to buy one?

Just another variation of the “buy one, get one for free”.

Vlad’s favorite promotion: "Buy a Republican Senator now! Collect the ENTIRE SET!! BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!! Buy the entire set of Republican Senators, and we’ll throw in a “precedent” for free as an added bonus! ACT NOW, the November 2020 deadline is coming up fast!"

60% off appointees!

If the sale involves the White Hose and the Republican “Public Servants”, the only chance to move the racist deadbeats would be to sell them BUY 1 and get stuck with 5 additional free IDIOTS.

Is this what you’d call a White Elephant sale?

Payment through PutinPal or cash, no checks. 30 day exchange policy on Senate or House members. No Refunds by order of the Russian Federation.

Pffft. Just stand by the dumpster out back and get as many used ones as you can carry away, if you show up before the bus comes.

Not the Democrats, but so many the Republicans aren’t worth a plugged nickle. Clean them all out and elect others not them.

VOTE BLUE 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026, 2028, 2030, and beyond. Make the Republican Party extinct!

Only when paying in rubles, hryvnia, won, etc.

Some restrictions apply: cash only, no returns or refunds, all sales subject to a better offer.

I’m pretty sure that il Douche isn’t so much for sale as he is desperately seeking validation from powerful dictators that he’s one of the club. Though he’ll take an emolument as part of the process.

And, most of them were already pretty Cheap.

less than 75% peanuts.

Excellent, well drawn and to the point, as usual. I sound like a broken record. But I mean well.

Ukraine your neck to see what’s up and they tell you, “Nothing to see here! Move along!”