The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 29, 2019

Or, maybe not.

No Brutus, I don’t think you can pass it off that easily.

But that’s ok because my sleeping device took over and I woke up in time to see the final credits.

[ The Price Is Right “Losing Horns” Fanfare Plays] Yes I posted this so many times, it’s now become a regular feature of mine.

Must be genetic.

Two more movies are planned: one, in which Jason discovers religion (Bourne Again) and one that revolves around him, but he isn’t in the movie at all (Bourne Free) .

actually more then three movies, a forth with a different actor and the fifth Matt Damon returns.

Uncle Ted lost me at “coffee was brewed”. That’s the last thing I want at night.

Well, Brutus can’t be the loser all the time.

Did Stephan Pastis moonlight here?

I can’t believe that I had to read it all the way to the end for that.A well deserved rim shot…

nicely played

Waited months for this chance, eh, guys?

Must have taken them all year to think that one up. Ending 2019 on a high note….

Groan….

Just read the original books. You will discover that the movies are…lacking.

And one where he is conned out a fortune: Bourne Yesterday.

And there’s another song, Bourne Free Because Your Father is The Head of OBG/YN. The Cannibals have come up with a new dinner menu. Bourne Free With Meat and Potatoes.

There are a thousand Bourne movies, all dubbed in French. Haven’t you ever heard of Mille Bournes?

OY!