I’ve read that mice are the smartest, with dolphins second.
What I hate about both GPS and highway signs is that there measure in units like feet, yards, and fractions on miles. The thing is, care odometers (usually now just the trip odometers) measure in 10ths of a mile ( 0.1, 0.2, etc).
So instead of a sign saying “1000 ft” it should say “0.2 miles”
Years ago my mother was cooking something. I asked “what smells so good?” She replied “ratatouille.”
One cold winter day an avid fisherman decides to try ice fishing. Go goes out on the frozen lake, cuts his regulation size hole, and starts to fish.
After six hours the only thing he’s caught is a cold.
At this point a little boy comes out on the lake, smashes a hole in the ice, takes out a wooden stick pole, with a bent pin hook and starts fishing.
Withing minutes he’s caught a fish. After half an hour he’s caught a dozen fish.
The “expert” fisherman goes over to the kid and says “I’ve been fishing all day and haven’t had a nibble. Youv’e been out half an hour caught all these fish. What am I doing wrong?”
The kid looks up and mumbles something. The fisherman asks him to repeat, only to get more mumbles.
The fisherman exclaims "I can’t understand you with your mouth full of something.
The kid spits out a mass of stuff and yells “You’ve got to keep your worms warm!”
Thank you Monty Pytjon’s Flying Circus!
Ever notice how Mother Gargle’s hair looks like a witch’s hat?
This thread sounds similar to the logic in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, when it explains why dolphins consider themselves smarter than humans.
Nice to see that they finally got the Saturday and Sunday strips up, now how about Monday? Wednesday, perhaps?
Yes, I also know that this was GoComics fault not Scott’s and John’s.
No update for Saturday or Sunday. I hope that nothing is wrong.