Pickles by Brian Crane for December 19, 2019

A “poot” is NOT a “burb”.

seems more like flatulence than belch

Is the container 100% full? If it is only half full, burping won’t change anything.

Must be a load of Beans.

Tis the little things in life that help Earl ! Next put a label on it so you know what is in the container. The label saves you the trouble of opening it several days from now to see what is in there. You know when you got the munchies and go Frig Surfing :-)

Is this actually true? I’ve never heard of this one, and you never know what’s true in a comic strip.

for half a second, I thought Opal was asking Earl if he had burped the air out of himself…

Burping it does intrinsically nothing. And you don’t have to cut the ends off the roast, either, Opal.

“POOT”..? – Sounds more like a FART to me..!!

My husband has never gotten the hang of putting Tupperware lids on round bowls. Generally he just swears and hands them to me.

POOT! Consider it BURPED! LOL

Not a problem for our house. Our lids never match anyway.

Burping the Tupperware is an easily acquired habit. Teaching someone to take as much air as possible out of the freezer bag when sealing it, takes more effort.

Burped or not, after 4 days leftovers get thrown out. While it seems like a waste, it is the only safe thing to do.

Now he should know why she’s busting him for night time raids.

Am I seeing things? Is Earl actually doing something for himself instead of leaving it for Opal to clean up?

Careful Earl….you might contribute to global warming by doing that

Don’t you have to put it over your shoulder first?

(he asked with a serious expression)

Don’t know of too many " burp’s " that sound like " Poot " !!! lol

Doesn’t work for me, l always “lift my lid”, after several beers but, l rarely if ever burp……..

The only thing burping around our house is me.

That wasn’t where I was expecting the burp to come from.

So dated! Get Bluapple Produce Freshness Saver Balls, and welcome to our century.