Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 11, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    You were supposed to save that for the White Smellephant party, dude.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 4 years ago

    Look what the cat drug in.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    “Test drive”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Bit smushed, is it?

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Roadkill!

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    Regifting…

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    VictoryRider  over 4 years ago

    “I just wanted to make sure it worked.”

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    It’s much cheaper used.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    But I got it for you at Disney World!!!

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    He looks frank-incensed…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Never look a gift mouse in the eye….

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    bobbyferrel  over 4 years ago

    Yeah. And every mirror you buy has been used.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  over 4 years ago

    Our cocker spaniel used to bring mom dead mice as presents, she was not amused.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    I bought mine at The Road Kill Cafe, but they came fricasseed and sauteed in Korbel brandy.

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    He re-gifted.

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