Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2019

Now he’s either gotta gather up all the presents or go back to the North Pole and make more.

“On Dasher, on Dancer, on Comet, on Cupid,Let’s pick up those presents before I look stupid!”

Oh great, more stuff in orbit!

The boys in the space station are gonna hesitate to report a Teddy Bear going past their window!

Is THAT how he manages to make so many deliveries at once?

It’s going to be raining presents somewhere!

Crap dusting…

One reason why some kids don’t get what they ask for…LMAO

Is that why elves are green?

And that, my friends, is why Santa carries the presents in a big BAG. What you don’t see with the bag are the hooks and velcro holding the bag in the sleigh.

I thought he would know how to pack the sleigh better by now.

That is not how I’d choose to die.

I thought he would know how to pack the sleigh better by now.

Oh well, gifts delivered.

A sneeze would blow forward or downward. That blast came from the other end.

Ho Ho- Uh-oh!