Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2019

At least they don’t have to tap the tower wall twice and then scroll their eyes up past all the advertisements.

And only Bung knows how many bars the kingdom gets.

Hmm, is that tower attached to a building of any kind?

Those 20 reasons will be stretched over 60 to 80 pages, Just think how many ads they can stick in your face.

Click bait.

We’ll have a word from our sponsors after each one!

News and analysis…what about those who just want the news?

Oy! Shut up already….

“WAIT – there is more!”

try not to gasp when you read number 7

HEY, it’s a boring job !!!! lol

…No, that’s #21…

That peasant must have gotten a sneak peek at the list to know what #7 is.

Be right back after the commercial.

SHOCKING ways clickbait can get you.

Twenty integers greater than zero and less than 21! You won’t believe number 9!

This is why I barely watch TV anymore, and never watch singing/dancing/clapping competition shows.

Click-bait…The Early Years

I once heard this as a news soundbite commercial: " Tonight we have a story that will make you madder than anything you’ve ever heard before". I did NOT watch it.

on the list, the Fink is out of town.

Time to deploy the AdBlocker. In this case, a bow would be involved; maybe a trebuchet.

How does he get out