Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 20, 2019

Woo hoo!

…by your own standards…

I think I’m actually going to believe in Santa this year…

We assume it wasn’t a coffin, Aunty!

BA-DUM-BUMP

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I expect to wake up in a box someday.

We will all wake up in a box one day.

A plain, pine box, Aunty?

Of all the traits that a person can have to make him/her sexy, confidence leads the list.

ah, delusions!!! Although, I gotta admit, that outfit is the most flattering I’ve seen on you in a while!

That could not have been Santa – it was probably Krampus!

In a wine box?

…That the sexiest person ever was using for a chair… ☺

I’d have to get my hubby out of that box if I made that same wish. I come in second. My hubby says I’m biased and I have it backward. Hmmm… Who needs mistletoe with compliments like that?

So you got a gag gift.

Okay, so you woke up in a box. Who turned out to be the sexiest person ever?

Santa really blew that one royaly!

A Coffin for Christmas?

Santa must have subcontracted her gift to Abby Sciuto …