Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2019

Those aren’t even buttons anymore – they’re so deep, they’re vertebrae. So now they get on each other’s nerves.

Even in mid Winter, Jung is busting out all over.

If they were like Frosty, they’d each have a button nose not a carrot nose.

And stay away from the heater vents!!!

And they pluck each other’s eyes too.

Wow, no one’s made the “cold shoulder” gag yet?

“I can’t…warm up to him”?

“There’s snow chance we can work things out”?

“She’s such a pain in the ice—”

OK, I’ll show myself out

He’ll say are you married, we say not for long, man… ♫♪♪

Snowman humor can be so cold!

What gave you that idea?

I guess you can say that! She gets all mushy at times and piddles all over the floor….

They are snowmen, not the Pillsbury Doughboy!

Just like we did in the AT&T patented Human Resource Assessment Challenge test. Oh, those were the days.

Definitely a Frosty relationship