Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 05, 2019

Yes people kept moving the furniture around.

plus, he feels so tense, like he’s bouncing off the walls…

Being a Roomba sucks

Mine got under my desk and grabbed my computer mouse. I never saw a need for a wireless before that.

Yes, yes I am. I hate carpeting and when I have to cross over from a wooden floor to carpet, I get shaky and unsure of myself…..unsure of myself, unsure of myself…..uh oh! I think you have a short……

Yes, and flashes of anxiety, they have 4 golden retrievers.

And the cat always wants to ride.

This is funny.

It’s those little black blockers. They won’t let me visit my favorite places!

Well, that sucks…. (see what I did there?) (P.S. The line for groans or other sounds of disgust forms on the right… eye-rollers, go to the left…)

oh puhleeze

And everyone expects me to clean up after them!

It is frustrating to know that there is a more satisfying life downstairs.

At first, the title seemed to read “Roomba the Rapist.” Whew!

That and I constantly wonder: What is in the basement? Why can’t I go down the stairs?

I lead an aimless existence.

I pick-up ashes to ashes and dust to dust but when my batteries run out I’ll be left to rust.

Everyone looks down on me.

I suck…