Mike Luckovich for November 13, 2019

So it turns out that congressional loudmouth and chaos-inducing provocateur Jim Jordan is just the updated version — Dennis Hastert version 2.0 — college wrestling coach turned hypocritical, moralizing Republican spokesperson.

And of course, this protector of perverts will be lecturing everyone else on decorum and decency.

Well, I guess now that Jeffrey Epstein is no longer with us, Jordan is an appropriate new defender of the Trump evangelical moralizers.

Ole Jimmy is good at overlooking things happening right in front of him.

Jordan is just about the slimiest thing crawling around the congressional swamp.

Watch the vicious liar Jordan mindlessly attack when he has a camera on him.

The perfect republican, all lying mouth and no brain interface.

Will Jim wear a Jacket?

Will Trump be able to transfer some of his mulligans to Jordan?

Oh, c’mon, don’t be so censorious. We’ve all done it.

He wasn’t in shirt sleeves when he coached? (Someone should set up a kickstarter to buy the guy a sport coat.)

First day of the impeachment hearings and Jordan is already so far up Trump’s butt he can watch FOX everytime Trump opens his mouth.

You know they are panicking when they dredge up old BS like this.

It is apparently really hard for people to do the moral thing when it conflicts with short term interests. And really hard for people to think long term anyway. But I do think it’s worthwhile to push back against the folks who succumb.

Tick, tick, tick.

Does Ohio think they’re better than Pa.? Paterno lost his job, Spanier lost his and still hasn’t served any time and the perpetrator is still trying to weasel out of his sentence he got for grooming and molesting boys. I keep hoping he gets shot whilst escaping. Why is this refuse from Ohio running around the House?