Mike Luckovich for October 29, 2019

Along with is brain.

My question is; who keeps their phones in their back pockets and then sits on them?

Rudy is the only guy I know who can butt-dial on a Fisher-Price phone.

Trump never has to worry about butt-dialing Rudy, he’s already there.

i guess rudi gee’s flip phone slipped through his crack one too many times and got stinky!!!harharharsnort……

I somehow managed to dial emergency services when my phone was in my pocket on two separate occasions. I now use a folio phone case to ensure I never do that again. I’d suggest ol’ Rudy do the same, but his butt dialings make for interesting news.

We always suspected Rudy’s wisdom came from both ends.. and now we know.

Rabid Rudy is the GREATEST incentive to vote that the Democrats could wish for!

However, keeping the phone in his back pocket was also keeping it closer to his head……

None deeper Rudy,

Incompetence is not always explainable…

Rudy has his head deep up Trump’s state.

When career criminals and former imbeciles become drunk lunatics……..

Love the (accurate) depiction of his nasty teeth.

When I first looked at the drawing, I thought he was holding it in a large coffee mug.

I’d wrap that thing in foil while you’re wrapping your head, Rudy.

I keep my phone in my back pocket, but maybe I’m not a big of a butt as Tutti Frutti Rudy? At any rate I’ve never had the mortification of butt-dialing anyone.

We know Mike Lee is very deep into the deep state. Utah must be soo proud.