Changes in labelling: ‘the best castor good,‘ it reads below, but ‘the best castor oil,’ it reads above. Could that be how castor oil is thought of in Froglandia?
The morons at New Neuro with their artificial brains and artificial bodies are chasing an old alchemists dream of immortality. It’s all a waste of time. We’ve got billions of wasted lives, healthy young bodies, totally useless, that we can use to carry our minds forward through the ages. I get up and move around. And for the first time in a long time, nothing hurts. This is amazing. I can do this forever. I’ll never get old and die. But first, I’ve got to get my work away from New Neuro. They stole it. They want to use it and take credit for it. In the modern system, I’d just be another name on the “contributors” page of the project synopsis. I’d be nothing but a cow in their barn. But it’s my work. It’s my genius. New Neuro is going to lose everything they took from me. I’m the only one who will profit. Well, me and anybody I feel deserves immortality in an endless succession of healthy young bodies liberated from the banal and mundane idiot class. I’ll be a god in this new reality I’m creating.
Appreciate the tips, really I do, but I am not into cow-tipping. Nor into teat-treating. I’ll leave this matter to the Field/Feeled Hands. Please transfer your message accordingly….
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Common Onset of Warts … aka COW ….
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Sign in front of Frogsylvania toad store; Wart Milk For Sale.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
I call myself a City Slicker.
Today’s installment of .Frog Applause.
Is just plain, Slicker than a Whistle.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Changes in labelling: ‘the best castor good,‘ it reads below, but ‘the best castor oil,’ it reads above. Could that be how castor oil is thought of in Froglandia?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
The morons at New Neuro with their artificial brains and artificial bodies are chasing an old alchemists dream of immortality. It’s all a waste of time. We’ve got billions of wasted lives, healthy young bodies, totally useless, that we can use to carry our minds forward through the ages. I get up and move around. And for the first time in a long time, nothing hurts. This is amazing. I can do this forever. I’ll never get old and die. But first, I’ve got to get my work away from New Neuro. They stole it. They want to use it and take credit for it. In the modern system, I’d just be another name on the “contributors” page of the project synopsis. I’d be nothing but a cow in their barn. But it’s my work. It’s my genius. New Neuro is going to lose everything they took from me. I’m the only one who will profit. Well, me and anybody I feel deserves immortality in an endless succession of healthy young bodies liberated from the banal and mundane idiot class. I’ll be a god in this new reality I’m creating.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
…and once again! THERE ARE NO WORDS…..OY
cooganm Premium Member over 4 years ago
“teat-covered parts”…heh heh
coltish1 over 4 years ago
I see an opening for Vapo-Rub®.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Agriculture is such a complicated profession. I had no idea.
INGSOC over 4 years ago
Déjà Moo: The feeling you’ve heard this bull before
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Nice to get useful ag advice. Makes Monday better.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Compound W
Burn Burn Burn the meatloaf.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I’ll take a number 7 and a number 19 to go, please.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Across the wire….
I’m holding trump
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Appreciate the tips, really I do, but I am not into cow-tipping. Nor into teat-treating. I’ll leave this matter to the Field/Feeled Hands. Please transfer your message accordingly….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t they be using an anti-viral to kill the infection?