Close to Home by John McPherson for October 22, 2019

Shouldn’t it be called a slug-fest??

The loser was a-SALT-ed.

Interesting, those slugs borrowed Bleebs antennas. And hey look at that, Dalcon is checking in.

Looks like it could be some serious trouble in Alien town tonight!

“Everybody was slug-fu fighting…Those pets weren’t fast as lightning…”

Oh no! A-salt!!! Somebody’s going to have a melt down!

Just don’t try using either of them in a vending machine!

So… what are the betters going to do for the next 48 hours?

It’s a slimy part of life.

This is funny, but it illustrates that people can be entertained by any sort of cruelty.

They thought it was a slug fight, but it was slug porn.

Okay, now I wonder what a slug fight looks like. I am curious.

My money’s on the one to the right. Looks like it’s about to poké-evolve

maybe the little bug should be in there too?

King Cobras actually fight this way. The winner pins the other one who has to leave the territory. Unlike humans, no death involved.

I hope that’s not a salt lick ring!

He lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.