Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 11, 2019

Is he still in the original wrapper…?

Gotta turn ’im over and look for a signature. (Copies are worthless)

IDK! He looks kinda grissled to me! How long have you had him and where did you get him? Do you know what he’s worth or how much you paid for him? OY

Looks like your grandfather to me.

Doesn’t have all the original parts. He looks as used as a rented mule, I’ll give ya 5 bucks and I’m being generous.

Probably not much, there aren’t a lot of collectors for this type of antique.

It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.

Obviously, you’ve been duped. He’s a poorly crafted reproduction.

Think twice before getting rid of such a valuable antique. Remember: no Gus, no glory.

We only take things that are in working order.

If you can’t marry well, marry rich.

My wife loves that show. I guess that’s maybe why she loves me too. Oh, except I’m probably not worth much either.

Just saw a t-shirt: “I went to an antique show. People were bidding on me.”