Bliss by Harry Bliss for October 17, 2019

One thing I like about the Indian culture is you can greet people from 6 feet away by folding your hands in front of you and saying “namaste.”

For Heaven’s sake, we have gone over this, you distract them and I hit them with the baguette.

That truly is a nightmare over here… Whether to kiss or not to kiss? Whether to begin with the left or right cheek? How many kisses, one, two,three or four? Even the French themselves are sometimes confused…

Just say “Hello” … like the Beatles song…

so she brought the bread and he brought the whine…

“Only their asses, dear.”

There will be tongue..

“Come on Mike, I’m your older brother, you don’t have to kiss me.”

Get out your handkerchief and blow your nose just before they reach for you. Works most of the time.

A very good thing to know up front, in this day and age.

Yes but, no tongue this time.