Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for October 13, 2019

And the winner iiiis…!

And “hares” are pretty much homeless.

And just wait until they turn Grey and start falling out! ;)

“I wish I were fast”—subjunctive—

Thirty RABBIT generations, but still only one turtle generation.

You have to take the good points where you find ’em.

It’s not how slow you are, it’s how you finish the race….

I wonder why we jumped ahead 9 months from yesterday?

Tortoise!

Just like the hares, The Dookey Bird can multiply!

This is what I’ve always liked about Johnny Hart: always looking to the future. But then, when you’re a caveman, where else are you going to look to?

He who laughs last – didn’t get the joke…

I don’t need the last laugh, I have been laughing at you the entire time.

But the tortoise won one race against the hare, didn’t he? Laugh every five years at the scoffers.

From the Notebooks of Lazarus long: “Outliving your enemies is the best revenge!”

if he is a turtle he should be in the water all of the time. As a tortoise he would be on land all of the time.

P.S., and, as he says in bad English…“ain’t nobody carries a turtle foot for luck, either!”