Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called “The Opposite”: “if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right” . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
I’m actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasn’t it?
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him ‘the talk’, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
“It may sound presumptuous, but…hey…with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, I’m not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also don’t want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.”
pseudomao over 3 years ago
Mega awkward!! oof
Tyge Premium Member over 3 years ago
Smooth move, Dude.
Prescott_Philosopher over 3 years ago
So she does have some experience to know what it is and it’s use.
wiatr over 3 years ago
“And thus endeth the date…”
Macushlalondra over 3 years ago
She’s going to say you were being presumptuous and she’s right. I’d demand to be taken home right now. And no stops on the way!
amethyst52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Smooth move Exlax.
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
“Because you never know” ~ Duane Dibley ~ Red Dwarf
hammytech over 3 years ago
He’ll be lucky if she doesn’t demand he pay for her taxi ride home… DATE OVER MAN!!!
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called “The Opposite”: “if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right” . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
Jabroniville Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasn’t it?
GirlGeek Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh…she finally got his name right
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 3 years ago
The situation brought his name to her attention. Will the date continue or is it over and out? We will see tomorrow. Stay tuned!
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him ‘the talk’, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oops…
HarryLime Premium Member over 3 years ago
Brad won’t be “moving” Heaven & Earth any time soon.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh…my…GAW!
donwalter over 3 years ago
…can’t WAIT to see where this goes…
micromos over 3 years ago
Aren’t they standard issue with wallets? That would have been my answer.
noahproblem over 3 years ago
$12 for two? Today you’d be lucky to get one into a movie at that price. And, speaking of getting only one into a movie…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 3 years ago
“It may sound presumptuous, but…hey…with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, I’m not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also don’t want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.”
Retired Dude over 3 years ago
Rookie mistake.
Scoutmaster77 over 3 years ago
Tell the truth, man. It’s your only way out… maybe.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Probably a “french envelope”, to be quaint. Don’t carry them in your wallet. Body heat degrades latex. There is no point in using one that leaks.
Brian Fink over 3 years ago
He should have gotten the one “ribbed for her pleasure”