Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 24, 2021
January 23, 2021
January 25, 2021
Transcript:
Fritz: "Balpeenitol," Bixby? Dare I ask? Bixby: Don't worry, it's a new sleep aid I developed. Fritz: What? Bixby, please tell me you're not medicating people!! Bixby: Of course not, Fritz! It's 100% drug-free! Though they might need an aspirin in the morning...
whahoppened over 3 years ago
No aspirin needed if they don’t wake up.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
I can attest that the morning is miserable after an evening of getting hammered.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
The ASP in aspirin is no joke. Many people have toxic, life-shortening reactions to aspirin according to PDR reports. Invest in ‘Anti-Snooze Buttons!’
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Could’ve stood on it’s own without the last panel. Most people probably figured it out in two.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Ball Peen from the peening ball on the back face for shaping and smoothing lumps.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
And “Damitol” is for treating Tourette’s Syndrome… ☺
knight1192a over 3 years ago
Classic cartoon trope.
debra4life over 3 years ago
Coma strength is extra.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Balpeenitol.” Riot.
Dr_Fogg over 3 years ago
oddest looking ballpeen hammer I’ve ever seen.
larryrhoades over 3 years ago
“Balpeenitol” sounds so legitimate. Good jest!