Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 16, 2020

captain victorious vs iron man? hmmmmmm.

What is he? The guardian of Whineytown?

Well, I guess you can say he is so good at his job that all that’s left are the little things. If he was Ironman, Thanos would be smashing 6th and Lexington right now. The Hulk would be rampaging through Nairobi, Captain America would be spitting on some Hero Registration Accord, and Rocket Racoon and Groot would be planting an alien ship in downtown Tokyo to find the guy with the 1.5M berry bounty on him, Monkey D Luffy that they saw on some streaming anime channel they mistook for news.

Of course SNL is still on the air…they’ve never known how to end anything.

If SNL ever got some new material other than: Make fun of current administration and conservatives it might be still be funny.

Ironman, hands down.

Not a few of those inanities are routinely received on 911 lines.

Your trouble alert system need caller ID.

Iron Man. He’d do something Mr. Negato failed to think of to defeat him, pull out his weakness and use it on him by challenging him to solve a series of math problems (his weakness is he’s incredibly stupid). And all the problems would be so simple Cap could solve them with his digits. 1+1. 1+2. 1+3, and so on up to 1+19. Even using his fingers and toes Cap couldn’t get beyond 1+1.