Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 12, 2019

I knew a fellow named ‘William.’ He was William all through grammar school and high school, but when he got to college everyone he introduced himself to insisted on calling him ‘Will.’ After two years he relented and started calling himself ‘Will,’

Now an adult, he introduces himself as ‘Will,’ but most people say ‘Hello, William.’

Ralston is getting his signature ears.

Promote yourself to Major Victory

Well, some people’s existence is a lot less deep than others’.

Tell everyone you’re doing an original Capt. Victory tribute…

So. Start wearing pajamas like Superman’s. He wears Tom Brady pajamas.

so change your name. How hard can it be to find a super hero name starting with “v”. You could be Captain Velcro, or Vacuum or Velocity or veteran or …