Monty by Jim Meddick for October 12, 2019

Pish tosh. The little belly whopper overestimates his ability to the world while cowering cravenly to his confidant manservant and then spinning it.

They have no sense of style at all.

…and the popgun that I’m allowed to play with just doesn’t quite cut it…

I take Gabapentin for nerve pain. It’s not a veterinarian drug.

No problemoif your FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET !

I really like this strip, but I do NOT like the story lines with the rich kid…ick

Common criminals are so vulgar.

I can just see Sedgie strolling about the rougher parts of town in his Squirrel suit. The ruffians might just laugh themselves to death.

Maybe he could stick to nut stealers. Go after crooks like Mr. Twichy and the Nuttler.

He must be thinking about ketamine, not gabapentin.

I always wondered about Batman’s sanity. Let’s wear a totally armored costume… leaving his teeth as a nice target…

“So, what happened to Master Rupert?”

“I discovered that he wasn’t asking if I was going to use the hard-shelled delicacies in my Squirrel Utility Belt to fight crime, he was saying ‘You gonna lose, you’re nuts!’…”

This is why the first feature of the bat suit is that it’s bulletproof

It can be. Most human drugs have a veterinary dosage.

A week with Sedgewick is a week without reading Monty.

Unsporting ruffians are, alas, the New Order of the urban universe….

He wouldn’t know what to do with a sedated Catwoman.