Close to Home by John McPherson for October 27, 2019

That’s not a bad deal, Gant. As an unwelcome interloper, I urge you to take it. Remake yourself with a new name somewhere very different from here.

Contrary to the old saying, in this case crime does pay… in regular monthly installlments and for decades to come

Silver lining & all that!!!

Does he get my ex wife too?

Shankworth, nice

I love the side joke on the wall! Feline instead of Canine!

Police feline academy?!

I’ll keep the handicap, it pays dividends!

You’re officially now a nobody.

I wish. In that world we could get our identities stolen by hackers from Nigeria and they would get all our debts so we could start over again instead of increasing our debts and making us start all over again.

If anyone wants to steal My Indentity,Go For It,They’ll be Wasting Their Time and will Regret It. Ain’t Nothing to Steal ! :-}

Take my word for it. It doesn’t work that way.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Watch out, Bleeb. There may be a kitty cop prowling the halls! :)

Hurry hide before they give it back.

To paraphrase a certain Rodney Dangerfield: “Take my identity. Please!”

EMAIL PHISHING SCAM WARNING.

I got an email last Monday supposedly from DishTV notifying me that my email address had been updated. Wednesday I got an email bill for $98.05. (It has been 14 years since I had DishTV). I called DishTV and not surprisingly they couldn’t find an account for me. I turned off my phones caller ID.next I called the phone number listed in the email. I got a recording stating that the number could not be called as dialed. Then I checked my bank account. (There were no questionable items). I next called LifeLock. The person that I spoke with couldn’t find any questionable items in my credit file. He did add an entry to my file concerning this. Be on guard my friends.

Wife and kids too?

What’s the bad news?