Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 09, 2019

Consider yourself lucky. Roz’ girlfriends are likely a reflection of her

How many girlfriends was that Roz?

Why do I get the feeling that Shoe may be a distant relative of Earl?

There must be a phone number in the washroom she could pass on.

Well, if a bird is looking for excitement, flying up a tree with the Perfesser is not the first thing to try.

There are several academic papers that deal with “senior” dating, and most of them make zero sense. My favorite held that “older men offer no hope of maturity or change” and that “the potential for growth is nil.” My second favorite was “Men without property or substantial savings are of less interest to women of the same age group.” I was talking to a friend about this and she said that “Unless a man has a zing it isn’t even worth getting to know him.”

Now it seems that while “senior” women outnumber “senior” men the standards and requirements have changed radically, and neither the men nor the women really grasp the changes— and only see their side of the issue.

“How many enemies do you have?”

Some birds have to dance well to win her heart, maybe he should go to Arthur Murray.