Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 23, 2019

I’ll never lie to you. I’m dumping you because you’re smarter than I am.

(True story: I got sacked from two different jobs for this very reason. Not explicitly, of course, but I knew.)

Is this guy running for President, too?

“And his pants are on fire. Ooh I like him soo much!”

In the words of our Founding Fathers ’It’s not a lie if you really believe it.’

This is a plot from EVERY single soap opera that’s ever been and will be.

He’s a smooth talker and she knows it….but she still dates him….

Snow White was kicked out of the realm for sitting on Pinocchio’s face, saying “Lie to me! Lie to me!”

John, you’ve capture male-female relationships in a nutshell here. Brilliant!

How can you tell? Is it because he’s not looking at you?

He never had sex with that woman.

You know he’s lying, His lips are moving….. be sides woman’s faults are few. men have only two. everything they say and everything they do.

Never gonna tell you lies.

Never gonna make you cry.

Never gonna say goodbye.

Or hurt you!

OK. I won’t lie. That dress DOES make you butt look big. Huge. ENORMOUS!

Smarter than she looks.

Funny, that guy doesn’t Look like Prez. Bonespurs

Serial bridegrooms like 45 and Newt Gingrich helped make this the new normal.

“Now lying WITH you is another matter”…