Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 18, 2022

I won’t

…doctor my eyes…

Teddy is a method actor. He is preparing to play a blind man.

I’m not sorry about his eyes..well maybe his brain..he’s painting the living room Puce…

Actually, Teddy just saw Mrs. Higgenlooper sunbathing in the nude and he’s trying to burn that image out of his eyes.

Teddy has a bachelors and a doctorate, but he’s really not that smart. He’s trying to give himself the 3rd degree.

Where where YOU on the night of….

Just like Teddy, some people never learn.

Start thinking about Baker Acting the person?

I think Ted’s practicing for the next solar eclipse.

There are no eyes in Teddy Sears…

However, there are Sears in Teddy’s eyes…