Those guys do wonders with their tape rollers.
Genie has a thing for packing tape ever since she was robbed and taped to a chair. In case it was Clarence that did it, she had him taped to a tree. Retribution is best served cold.
It’s a wrap.
Not really clear on the benefit – to anyone – of “shipping” Clarence while he’s mowing his lawn.
Hey, if it’s all consensual I’m not going to kinkshame.
It’s another Mail Order Husband for Genevieve from Shipping-A-Gent.com…
Aaaaannnnddd….ROLL TAPE!
Genevieve likes him to stick around…….and around and around…
She really hates the sound of lawn mowers while she’s taking a stroll.
If it doesn’t move and it’s supposed to… WD40
If it moves and it’s not supposed to… Duct Tape
He really knows how to stick it to ya…
Neither man or beast is safe while there is tape in that dang dispenser.
Duct tape would be a better choice, but you use what you have.
He needs to learn to leave work at the office
Yeah, but can he deliver overnight?
Leaves Bob in a very tacky situation!
He was involved in the Watergate tapes. And before that, he was responsible for red tape at City Hall.
The Tapes Of Wrath… :>)
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 3 years ago
Those guys do wonders with their tape rollers.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Genie has a thing for packing tape ever since she was robbed and taped to a chair. In case it was Clarence that did it, she had him taped to a tree. Retribution is best served cold.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a wrap.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not really clear on the benefit – to anyone – of “shipping” Clarence while he’s mowing his lawn.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hey, if it’s all consensual I’m not going to kinkshame.
-Saint- over 3 years ago
It’s another Mail Order Husband for Genevieve from Shipping-A-Gent.com…
J Short over 3 years ago
Aaaaannnnddd….ROLL TAPE!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Genevieve likes him to stick around…….and around and around…
P51Strega over 3 years ago
She really hates the sound of lawn mowers while she’s taking a stroll.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
If it doesn’t move and it’s supposed to… WD40
If it moves and it’s not supposed to… Duct Tape
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
He really knows how to stick it to ya…
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Neither man or beast is safe while there is tape in that dang dispenser.
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
Duct tape would be a better choice, but you use what you have.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
He needs to learn to leave work at the office
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Yeah, but can he deliver overnight?
grumpypophobart over 3 years ago
Leaves Bob in a very tacky situation!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
He was involved in the Watergate tapes. And before that, he was responsible for red tape at City Hall.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Tapes Of Wrath… :>)