Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 22, 2020

Way to go, Ted.

Might be better just to have a short range phone jammer. The FCC is pretty useless enforcing anti-spam calls, how bad could they be at enforcing anti-jamming?

Why does everyone talk at top volume, when they’re out in public? Gimme one of those rocks.

Good shot, Ted!

Rock on, Ted!

Yeah, that antennae alone, deserves a rock upside the head.

halfalogue, noun: Overhearing someone on a cell phone, and hearing only half of a conversation.

I do not condon what you are doing, Ted; But I suggest bigger rocks!

Just a sort-of related post: One of the funny newer games on “Whose Line is it Anyway?” is where two of the comedians take audience members’ cell phones and only respond to what Colin Mochrie says with texts from them…

Ted has taken on a monumental task.. we wish him success and hope his methods inspire others to follow in his footsteps.

Help! I’ve been trying to figure this one out all morning. I’m not even too sure which one is Ted?

Ted is my hero.

Hey, man! Nice shot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrGST3l7NV0

Ted does what I just think of doing.

I was eating lunch on a bench on the Embarcadero in San Francisco, when I heard a loud voice speaking behind me. He was going on about what would happen if he did not get what he wanted. This went on the whole time I was eating my sandwich. As I got up, I looked around, the guy was still talking, no one else was there and he did not have a phone. Ooooooo oooo oooo