Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 29, 2020

It’s a good thing that Wendy uses triple starch on her dresses.

Winter may enliven Wendy, but it’s numbing her hands.

Wendy, I would watch out for those icicles while you are inverted.

It puts me to sleep under a pile of warm blankets.

This is her way of planning her day…..what’s for dinner, Wendy.

With a little assistance from gravity, Wendy is soon going to enliven the whole neighborhood.

Every now and then, she gets nostalgic for her high school cheerleading days. That’s where she met her cheerleader husband Carl; known as Chuck to his friends. At first he didn’t pay much attention to her. He really started to look up and take notice when she began wearing those thongs from Victoria’s Secret; standing high up in the air on his extended hands;

Wintry wonder Wendy walks weirdly…

Every neighborhood needs a Wendy.. keeps old men from watching re-runs on TV

I prefer online porn.

For Wendy, the world looks better upside down.