Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 03, 2020

Leonard has a very twisted sense of humor.

Now, if we could only do this on our phones.

So is Leonard just looking for an audience? Anyone to practice on?

And I don’t get that diagonal with a twinkle at the end. What is that?

Poor unsuspecting fool.

I swear if he blows that darn horn One. More. Time I’m gonna stuff it where it won’t blow ever again!

I knew I shouldn’t have bought the house next door to that nut job!

That is just cold, Leonard.

Pity the salesman…..LOL he’ll be blown to kingdom come..

It could be a no soliciting sign. dummasses still ring the doorbell.

If someone would invent a device that I could use to slag telemarketers’ robocallers equipment into a glowing puddle with a button push, I’d buy it.

Will it be Reveille or Taps?

This is sad.. poor Leonard is lonely and wants someone to talk with. Would not be surprised to see a sign soon asking missionaries to stop by. On a separate note.. wonder what he is selling.. nicely dressed, has an honest look… this could be the start of a fine friendship.

That’s fun for now, but I’m sure the wife gets tired of washing those poop stains off the front porch.

…works for me.

I’ll bet he has a lot of great times on the phone now days!

Leonard knows how to deter solicitors. One blast and they’re off!