Tom Toles for September 11, 2019

“It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.”― Stephen Colbert

Yet another problem solved! Off to the golf course.

Just age and citizenship, not a word about honesty, integrity, respect, or even sanity in the list of requirements for the US presidency. Maybe if the Constitution was more explicit the Republicans could pick better people? Many of them still don’t see anything wrong.

Hey, Ugly Liar, when the wind hits you just spit into it.

Big Gut telling the gutless what to do,

Old men yell at clouds

Guess Wilbert is Trump’s weather Tsar?

Pretty sad when honorable (??) professionals are forced to lie and put their reputation on the line

“Explain how you expect loyalty from the facts”? Why that’s easy; you select “only the very best” facts. /s

Wilbur Ross had interactions with Russians at the Bank of Cyprus, where he was vice chairman, he was the target of numerous lawsuits and was considered the corrupt bank official ever. Perfect for the lying cheating thieving Trump admin.

Where were you 18 years ago? Doing normal things on a normal morning, I’d guess. I miss normality.

I’m surprised he hasn’t fired the entire National Weather Service for daring to go against his bigly genius knowledge of meteorology.

After Bolton, Ross should be kicked out the door.

Bolton is unstable but intelligent (Trump, of course, is unstable and stupid) and Ross is yet another career criminal in the Trump orbit. Same ol’ same ol’………

The whole Trump admin is filled with lying untrustworthy right wing nit wit yes men.

Right, left, up, down, doesn’t matter: LIARS are LIARS. It DOES NOT MATTER where they come from.

Louis was the Sun King. Trump is the Sun Rectum.