Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 14, 2019

A young couple had only been married for a short time when the wife complained of chest pain. She goes to see the doctor the next day. The husband, while at work receives a call from the doctor.

Doctor: “I have to tell you your wife has acute angina.”

Husband: “Yeah, I know, but what is causing her chest pain?”

Good one!

In another forum I follow, someone reported someone else for telling a third person they liked the cut of their jib.

Oooh! A “Jib Jab”!

I get the “angina” one, however I don’t see the connection between “plethora” and a person’s private area. (I would have gone with “uvula” myself. (That dangly thing at the back of one’s throat.))

And the list of curse words has (apparently) just grown!

The proper response to someone giving you a doll named Plethora: “Thanks. That means a lot.”

Trout, do we ever get to meet your sweet momma?

I’m no fun, but the proper pronunciation of that word has a soft I. Start as if you were going to say “Angela”, and give her a “gin fizz”.

I have used plethora a plethora of times……never thought someone might think it was a person’s private area. I better be careful.

The dolls might be used to scare off burglars.

Perhaps Trout’s Mom thinks “plethora” is “placenta”. That IS kind of what the doll looks like.