Tom Toles for August 29, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    His only true statement. What has he done with Smokey Bear?

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    GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If the environment is one of corruption.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 4 years ago

    “Promises made, promises kept?” Ha! Right. So, lessee, as I recall, back in the year of 2016, Doииie “2 Scoops, 4 Pinocchios” Tяцmp promised to:

    • “Drain the Swamp!” Now it’s Donnie’s fetid cesspit…

    • Hire “the best people.” Uh huh. They’re the worst of the worst…

    • Release his tax returns if elected. Liar.• Repeal Obamacare & replace it with something much better. Purest BS.

    • Kick off a massive infrastructure rebuilding and upgrade. Nada.

    • Build a big, “beautiful” wall along our southern border to keep out “brown people.” Mexico will pay for it. Yeah, sure Donnie. Keep talking…

    • Teach the world that the U. S. is the big dog when it comes to trade. Such a deal, NOT!

    • Make the world respect the U. S. THAT sure ain’t happening!

    • Corrupt the courts with incompetent right-wing judges. You did it! Good job, Donnie!

    • “Reform” the Federal tax system. Done, and the 1% sure loves it…

    • Make everyone RESPECT Christians and Christianity and say “Merry Christmas.” LOL!

    • Bring back all of those great paying coal, steel, and manufacturing jobs of old. Where? When? Not here, not yet, not ever…

    • “Lock her up! Lock her up!” Nope. Not ever. You and yours first, and last.

    • Make us “tired of all the winning!” Starting when?

    • MAGA! MAGA? You mean turn the calendar back 70 years for everyone, straight white men especially? Ain’t no way…

    Some great accomplishments there! NOT! So, what’s Pяesiduиce Doиald the Uиfit got left to run on? Vote for Me or the brown people are gonna getcha? The tattered remains of the economy He inherited from the predecessor who must not be named? The Chinese climate-change hoax? Or the Queers! Teh Ghays! They’re running amok! Uh huh.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He’s an environmentalist alright, but Mordor’s not ours.

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    superposition  over 4 years ago

    Evidently, the Republican party no longer will even try to be truthful, or respectful, or frugal, or competent, or trustworthy as those are now considered quaint, politically correct, anachronisms in their government of the few, by the few and for the few imposed forcefully upon the many.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He loves seeing the Amazon burn and wants to something the same here.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Check THIS out….https://www.yahoo.com/news/chris-cuomo-kayleigh-mcenany-lies-070809387.html

    Seriously…I’m speechless.
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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Donny couldn’t have written that note, it has a word with more than 3 letters in it.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Off topic, but it’s too bad Hurricane Dorian wasn’t named Hurricane Donald. Then afterwards maybe those impacted would get a decent amount of relief funds.

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    Why can’t they have ‘Dr. Pimple Popper’ go to Washington and POP that big orange zit before he does anymore damage?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    trump is truly a magician who can turn himself into whatever suits the moment.. as his warped mind imagines it

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    US air is now the cleanest on record. By rolling back some of the clean air rules put in place by Obama it’s actually made it easier and sometimes cheaper to implement the clean air efforts required by the EPA and it’s showing up in the results (6 times better than global average and 7 times better than China). The best improvement has been in the low-income and minority areas. 80% of low-income counties now meet our nation’s clean air standards!

    I thought you all might appreciate some positive news for a change :)

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    To quote someone else’s line, Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Trump can’t tell the difference.

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    yimhere  over 4 years ago

    I think the note is just a bit misleading…… it should read: environs mental list ….. perhaps closer to the truth?

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    Monchoxyz  over 4 years ago

    Trump finally tells the truth.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    8/28/2019: EPA announces intent to reduce restrictions on methane emissions (Who is demonstrating greater contempt for “climate change” now, Bolsonaro-boy? – DJT)

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    I’m stumped at why anyone supports Trump, dump the Trump.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    The Environmental Protection Agency is set to announce Thursday that it will loosen federal rules on methane, a powerful greenhouse gas linked to climate change, according to two senior administration officials.

    The proposed rule will reverse standards enacted under former president Barack Obama that require oil and gas operations to install controls on their operations to curb the release of methane at the well head and in their transmission equipment, including pipelines, processing and storage facilities.

    A senior administration official, speaking on the condition of anonymity because the announcement was not yet public, said Trump officials were confident the oil and gas industry had an economic incentive to limit methane because capturing it allows companies to sell more gas. The agency estimates that the proposed changes, which will be subject to public comment for 60 days after it is published, would save the oil and natural gas industry between $17 million and $19 million a year.

    But several of the world’s biggest fossil fuel companies, including Exxon, Shell and BP, have opposed the rollback and urged the Trump administration to keep the current standards in place. Collectively, these firms account for 11 percent of America’s natural gas output.

    SF Gate

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    “I cannot tell the truth.” The first recorded absolutely true statement of the “Chosen One.”

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    looks like it’ll be a good location for a G7 get-together after it’s been properly cleared…

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pretty accurate Tom; that POS really cannot tell the truth!

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Amendment 25? Amendment 25? Amendment 25!

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