Clay Bennett for August 27, 2019

Nice drawing of Alex Baldwin.

I’m spending time on vacation at one of my “poor man’s resorts” when all these hate crimes take place. Besides as every scientist knows very great population knows, there has to be an occasional thinning of the herd./s

And none is my fault so why are you looking at me? /s

Spew it out Tiny, spew it out – it doesn’t even have to be true. We will believe!

1) I don’t think he can read so putting that in a newspaper is beyond him. 2) His go to line is “Obama’s fault”

This caricature of Trump is far too flattering. Plus, he’d be smirking. Good content.

But you see, the “Hate Crimes” weren’t perpetrated by the “Good People on both sides.” Just the bad people. And they’re mentally ill. They’re mentally ill Democrats. They’re mentally ill female Democrats. It’s Hillary’s fault. She should be locked up. /s

It is worth noting that, if you occupy the Oval Office, it’s referred to as “plausible deniability” not an “alibi!”

It is ALSO worth noting that, over time, Donald John Trump will assume all possible positions on all possible topics. The ONLY position from which he has NOT deviated at all through the decades is his “hate” for people of color.

From “I have a dream” to “I have an alibi.”

He’s never been responsible. I could go on but “succinct” seems good today.

Hell, he’s never there, since he’s off golfing ALL THE TIME, so it COULDN’T be him! Now, as for D1/2S and “I’m Eric”, that’s another story…

He knows what the word “Alibi” means?

“I have an alibi, Hate isn’t a crime.”

No. No he doesn’t.

Not Bonespurs, hands are too big.

Mr. Bennett, where is Trump’s fat chin sticking up, his orange make-up and the horns? Of course his cloven feet and long red tail can’t be seen as he’s sitting down. Some times he wears the red tail as a neck tie with scotch tape affixed to it. Here is this supposed billionaire can’t afford a tie clip or a good tailor for his apparel. most especially that Get Up he paraded around in while in England. Talking about the boors who came to dinner were the Trump and friends free loaders gobbling every thing in sight to the horror of the poor, hapless, endearing queen. I swear the air smells sweeter when he’s out of the country. We owe the Brits big time.

Like what, “I was too stupid to know what I was saying and too bigoted to care anyway”?