Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2019

Same here.

No wonder the fink does not win any wars. The army chief is in charge of clean up.

Don’t forget the white paint for the rocks at the entrance to HQ. They have to be redone at least once per week, if not more often.

Perfect timing for Labor Day weekend.

Great. Throwing the leaves down after you sweep means now you have to sweep again.

I liked Heroes of Might and Magic II the best, to be honest.

“we”? It looks like you should have said “I” instead, Rodney!

Like all monarchs, they conserve on the staff so it’s more money in their pockets!

Better than cleaning out the stables.

That is much preferred over losing lives and limbs in Afghanistan! END the war!

Yup. Welcome to the Marine Corps. Grab the brasso and shine something.

You should just put covers on those gutters, Rod.

Ah, the joys of castle ownership!

Look again. He swept the battlements, not the courtyard.

You do realize this is a cartoon right? All that has to happen is the next panel shows the leaves in a neat little pile in the trashcan.

Leaves are fickle things.