Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 02, 2019

Talk about slow mail delivery…

Your USMC shorts will finally be appreciated.

I miss the military. If the draft ever came back and I was somehow drafted, I wouldn’t refuse.

Whadda you MEAN it’s not a bill? They’re ALL bills…

Broomie in the Middle East?

Being drafted may teach BROOMY how to straighten up and fly right!

I know they don’t usually do such things, but let this be a week long storyline.

Got a draft notice in college, gave it to the XO of my ROTC unit. He had fun explaining what a 1-D was to some Army guys.

Yay! It’s a coupon for a beer!

Obviously mistaken identity, I don’t think meets the age requirement.

And apparently it was delivered by the Pony Express.

Yes – Broomie could qualify for a special assignment with her “zapping” skills.

Who would want to draft her?

Didn’t she already serve a stint in the Marines, to earn her G.I. boxer shorts?