Just want to make sure I understand. Kelly is saying that because the press uses the word “Apparent” they are being dishonest? Oh, I get it! He wants us to rush to the conclusion that it definitely was suicide because he doesn’t want the authorities to investigate what happened. Because that might cast light in a direction he wants to keep in the dark. Because there just might be someone Kelly loves who could be listed in that little black book. Too bad he doesn’t understand the word “apparent” is always used until authorities officially determine exactly what happened.
Kelley seems to be suggesting that Epstein didn’t kill himself. If he didn’t kill himself, who did kill him? Please, Mr. Kelley, don’t hide behind a hint. If you have evidence that the rest of us don’t have, tell us. On the other hand, if you don’t, you should be ashamed of yourself.
It seems to me that Kelly is just parroting the conspiracy theories espoused by the TOTUS (Twit Of The United States) – that Epstein was intentionally murdered. Trump went so far as to state that the Clintons were responsible for making it happen.
What Kelly is failing to account for is the fact that Trump (and his toady Barr) had far more control of the situation and ability to ensure that Epstein was isolated, alone, and unsupervised while the supposed assassin did the job.
There are dissenting stories out there about whether Epstein was still alive when found – with the assertion by some that since Epstein was still alive that it COULDN’T have been murder.
There are claims (unsubstantiated by the actual autopsy results, which Barr is having hidden) that Epstein hung himself with his bed sheets, although the bed sheets given to people on suicide watch are made so that they are incapable of serving that purpose.
Now, does anyone really believe that Barr will let the FBI actually do an independent investigation and publicly report the actual means of death, if the murder can be traced back to Trump?
deep, deep apologies to L Bernstein/S. Sondheim’s “I Feel Pretty,” but—it’s convenient, so convenient,so unlucky he happened to die—but convenient,so convenient it couldmake me cry.
while disarming, it’s alarminghis harming himself as he could:it just happenedin a split second, no onethought he would!
see the petty man in the white house, there,why is he laughing with glee?such a lucky guynone to testifymaybe not even he!
it’s convenient, so convenient,“convenient’s” the art of the deal—it’s no biggy,now no piggycan actually squeal.
we’re left hanging, alarms clanging,suspicions fright’ningly high—so convenientso convenient his bestpal had to die!
On an admittedly non related subject … I am daily intrigued by Mr. Kelley’s signature cartoon fragment showing Hillary with a Pinocchio nose. Considering the number of lies thus far told in public by Trump, what should Kelley’s cartoon image of trump’s nose look like? Please show us, sir.
I think officially, right now “apparent” is called for until the autopsy. However, I am doubtful there was a conspiracy to kill him. I find it entirely believable that Epstein was a pedophile, predator, and an ego-maniacal narcissist POS, as well as an absolute coward that would kill himself when backed into a corner.
He is just setting up the Clinton’s killed Epstein even though Bill Barr had personal dealing with Epstein. Remember Barr recused and then sent an Automaton bureaucrat to “announce” that he had UN-Recused himself.
I think that is the point that Barr told Trump that Epstein had to Die before it went to trial
Epstein killed himself in a Federal prison known for suicides, the guards faked their time cards, welcome to American prison business as usual.
Epstein knew his life would be over if he got busted again, that was why he had that mural of himself in prison at the house to remind himself to stay out of jail.
Daeder over 4 years ago
Not bad, Kelley. Not bad.
RAGs over 4 years ago
SKELLEY knows all about apparent facts.
cdward over 4 years ago
Just want to make sure I understand. Kelly is saying that because the press uses the word “Apparent” they are being dishonest? Oh, I get it! He wants us to rush to the conclusion that it definitely was suicide because he doesn’t want the authorities to investigate what happened. Because that might cast light in a direction he wants to keep in the dark. Because there just might be someone Kelly loves who could be listed in that little black book. Too bad he doesn’t understand the word “apparent” is always used until authorities officially determine exactly what happened.
Crabbyrino Premium Member over 4 years ago
Good riddance.
lonecat over 4 years ago
Kelley seems to be suggesting that Epstein didn’t kill himself. If he didn’t kill himself, who did kill him? Please, Mr. Kelley, don’t hide behind a hint. If you have evidence that the rest of us don’t have, tell us. On the other hand, if you don’t, you should be ashamed of yourself.
john_chubb over 4 years ago
I have a different read on this cartoon.
It seems to me that Kelly is just parroting the conspiracy theories espoused by the TOTUS (Twit Of The United States) – that Epstein was intentionally murdered. Trump went so far as to state that the Clintons were responsible for making it happen.
What Kelly is failing to account for is the fact that Trump (and his toady Barr) had far more control of the situation and ability to ensure that Epstein was isolated, alone, and unsupervised while the supposed assassin did the job.
There are dissenting stories out there about whether Epstein was still alive when found – with the assertion by some that since Epstein was still alive that it COULDN’T have been murder.
There are claims (unsubstantiated by the actual autopsy results, which Barr is having hidden) that Epstein hung himself with his bed sheets, although the bed sheets given to people on suicide watch are made so that they are incapable of serving that purpose.
Now, does anyone really believe that Barr will let the FBI actually do an independent investigation and publicly report the actual means of death, if the murder can be traced back to Trump?
thelordthygod666 over 4 years ago
The tin foil hat brigade is online in full force on this one.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Under the watch of the Barr apparent Just Us Dept.
charliekane over 4 years ago
Social media allows us to jump to conclusions, and then compete against one another to see who can jump the highest.
Rise22 over 4 years ago
If anyone believes Epstein committed suicide, I have a bridge I want to sell you….
DrDon1 over 4 years ago
Kelley continues to ignore the daily shredding of America’s values by #45’s Administration!
braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago
Barr already ‘summarized’ the results when he demanded that the suicide be investigated.
Kelley’s not hinting that Barr is a liar. Is he?
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You can bet that heads will roll for this one, and you can also be confident that they will be the tiniest heads in the entire system.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Honorable mentions… apparent North Korean fireworks display, apparent oil tanker races off the coast of Gibraltar.
walkingmancomics over 4 years ago
deep, deep apologies to L Bernstein/S. Sondheim’s “I Feel Pretty,” but—it’s convenient, so convenient,so unlucky he happened to die—but convenient,so convenient it couldmake me cry.
while disarming, it’s alarminghis harming himself as he could:it just happenedin a split second, no onethought he would!
see the petty man in the white house, there,why is he laughing with glee?such a lucky guynone to testifymaybe not even he!
it’s convenient, so convenient,“convenient’s” the art of the deal—it’s no biggy,now no piggycan actually squeal.
we’re left hanging, alarms clanging,suspicions fright’ningly high—so convenientso convenient his bestpal had to die!
jack666 Premium Member over 4 years ago
On an admittedly non related subject … I am daily intrigued by Mr. Kelley’s signature cartoon fragment showing Hillary with a Pinocchio nose. Considering the number of lies thus far told in public by Trump, what should Kelley’s cartoon image of trump’s nose look like? Please show us, sir.
Patjade over 4 years ago
Apparent political cartoonist putting out a reasoned strip.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 4 years ago
I think officially, right now “apparent” is called for until the autopsy. However, I am doubtful there was a conspiracy to kill him. I find it entirely believable that Epstein was a pedophile, predator, and an ego-maniacal narcissist POS, as well as an absolute coward that would kill himself when backed into a corner.
Mr. Blawt over 4 years ago
apparent president makes threats
jhayesd31 over 4 years ago
He is just setting up the Clinton’s killed Epstein even though Bill Barr had personal dealing with Epstein. Remember Barr recused and then sent an Automaton bureaucrat to “announce” that he had UN-Recused himself.
I think that is the point that Barr told Trump that Epstein had to Die before it went to trial
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Epstein killed himself in a Federal prison known for suicides, the guards faked their time cards, welcome to American prison business as usual.
Epstein knew his life would be over if he got busted again, that was why he had that mural of himself in prison at the house to remind himself to stay out of jail.
Union Man over 4 years ago
Is Epstein dead????? Has anyone seen his dead body? Billionaire could have paid off the entire staff. Just sayin………………………………….