Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    I find that hard to swallow.

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    After my dog eats something disgusting he throws it up, then the other dog rolls in it…

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But if it is, just roll in it!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    And the next talk : New innovations of the commode drinks.

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, I so hope the dog’s name is Ted.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    My first dog, Bandit, always seemed to know when food was too old to eat. If it had gone bad, he would not eat it! If we questions or couldn’t tell about something we would offer a little bit to Bandit and see if he would eat it. We had to be much more careful with Little Oliver. He would eat anything!

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    kathy.mcp11  almost 5 years ago

    Love the little bone logo on the back of the laptop!

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    rhpii  almost 5 years ago

    The afternoon session: Vomiting, on Carpet or Vinyl?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Next seminar: To Hump or Not to Hump, That is The Question!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah yes. Methods of recycling garbage

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    oh, just let sleeping dogs lie

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Demonstrations are always more effective.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 5 years ago

    Love the dog in the audience whose tongue is hanging out. I wonder if he’s drooling at the thought of all those things to eat the speaker is describing.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Hey Ted, come on boy, time for bed.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Except pills.

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    mobile  almost 5 years ago

    My dog tries to eat what the ravens drop. Road Kill and garbage mostly. She can smell that stuff from 50+ feet away.

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