Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 17, 2019

Dog hair is better than streaking. I watched an old Ripley’s Believe it or Not episode with Dean Cain where they talked about swimsuits made of hair.

So Brian watches his mother getting dressed? OK…

Well, that’s a total bummer.

Consider the hair a calling card and this way you know what belongs to you ! ;-)

Wonder why Phil doesn’t have the same problem? Different closets, perhaps?

Marm’s making sure you always feel close to him.

A simple solution would be to always wear furs (fake if need be). Then Marm’s fur won’t show.

There was a plate that I saw in a gift shop that said “Everything tastes better with dog hair on it”. I bought it as a gift to our niece who had a dog at that time. She got a good kick out of it and it was a really beautiful design, too.

Simple, run it through a cold clothes dryer cycle. Then use a shop-vac to clean its filter. Put dress on in the car.

Her slip’s not covered in hair- put a belt on and where that out.

If want hair, get a Husky.